Dear Red Boots,
$19.99 in Salvos, that's not too bad
But your red heeled loveliness, you make me sad!
Why do you still entice me, three sizes to big?
I can't wear you, you'd make my leg look like a twig
There you are, on the shelf at the op shop
I go home, and think of you, I can't stop
Stop tempting me with your red leather love
You'd never fit me, like a glove.
Please find another shopper to rescue
Before I buy and never wear you